Though, let's be honest, digital dirt isn't really a thing, is it? Anyway! You've found your way to my digital map, excellent! Consider this the front porch of the gloriously chaotic contraption I call Freeky Geeky.

Now, you might be scratching your head, wondering just what in the name of all that is widgety and whatchamacallit is Freeky Geeky. Well, it's me. Pure, unadulterated, slightly caffeinated me. It's the physical manifestation of that buzzing in your brain when you've got a million ideas fighting for attention, except here, those ideas usually involve power tools and the faint smell of burning plastic (in a good way, mostly).

This whole operation? That's just yours truly, RJ, the Most Excellent Fabricator (self-proclaimed, but I stand by it). I'm the brains, the brawn, the slightly singed eyebrows behind it all. Though, I'd be lying if I said I was entirely alone in this beautiful mess. See, I've got a... let's call it a 'highly specialized' internal team that keeps things interesting, to say the least.